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"Honey, can you go out and powerwash the side of the house this weekend?"
"Awww, c'mon... I was planning on playing Powerwash Simulator this weekend! ๐ฉ"
Now I kind of feel guilty for enjoying Crime Scene Cleaner. At least in my defense, my house is not covered in blood.
I've been playing Hitman: World of Assassination all weekend.
Not sure if that's better than the alternative.
A real power washer can run out of water or power unless you tether it to outlets. Meanwhile in the simulator, you can parkour onto the roof with an infinite water tank.