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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon plays World of Warcraft (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Says you. I spent hours grinding gorillas for an aged gorilla sinew.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

That's how aging works. Did you expect aged sinew from a fresh gorilla? 🤷‍♂️