Title text:
While weather control is typically thought of as a superpower, the unconscious ability of astronomers and astrophotographers to summon clouds is more properly classified as a curse.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3253/
Why didn't he just move seats tho?
Because the military attracts people who get off on asserting power over others.
Because that's a less interesting story
Too fucking tired. Bugger that. Just move the sun.
Why move when you can command thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people to move for you?
Because there’s also a table.
Just moved to the next table. That’s what we did.