Nurse_Robot

joined 2 years ago
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

Used to make these as a teenager. As an adult, that must've been incredibly brief to have no foot or hand movements throughout

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I'm a nurse homie. I'm very aware of a lot of the gross things bodies are capable of

ETA: feces smelling burps are a sign of an intestinal blockage, we really appreciate you sharing that with us early in the hospital before your bowels perforate

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

It reverses course and becomes the most foul burp you've ever had

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Ask your friend to show the email address this came from

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is absolutely, 100% a fake or scam email. This email did not come from Microsoft.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm 90% sure you mean that

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's a woosh from me dog

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Lucky bastard called too soon. Also did he... Eat frozen sausages?

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/34429583

A New Jersey-based medical care and skin care products manufacturer is voluntarily recalling multiple types of hand soap, cleanser and antiseptic products due to bacteria contamination.

DermaRite Industries, LLC announced a recall of its DermaKleen antiseptic lotion soap with vitamin E in 1,000-milliliter and 800-milliliter sizes, as well as KleenFoam antibacterial foam soap with aloe vera (1,000-milliliter sizes), DermaSarra external analgesic (7.5-ounce sizes), and PeriGiene antiseptic cleanser (7.5-ounce sizes), all of which were distributed in the U.S. and Puerto Rico.

 

I can't believe I was finally chosen

 

I hate this news story. If I wasn't living in this community (Douglas county) I would think it's a good story. However, Douglas county has massive NIMBY policies, including outlawing everything that would allow someone experiencing homelessness anywhere near here. No homeless shelters are legal, no sleeping outside is legal, hell even weed stores are illegal in this massive county, despite it being legal in the majority of the state. Douglas county also created its own health department in protest of mask and vaccine mandates. It's a very affluent deeply conservative pocket in Colorado that makes me sick.

 

Went to Google Play to complain about Hulu. I noticed Google advertising that over 300 reviews had the verbatim quote "watch and movies that you love". It's always confusing that buggy corporate apps have >95% 5 star reviews until you see that the majority are just completely fake, and no one cares or is doing anything about it.

 

I don't have many people to celebrate with. Part of getting older is celebrating alone, which is sobering and a change of perception. If you're reading this, I hope you're safe. I hope you're with family that loves you, I got you have a friend.

The world seems dark, but it truly is safer than ever. Don't give into the media my friend. We're truly in a golden age of information sharing, which makes life terrifying but lucid and evolving.

 

Lately I've seen some... Questionable ads, to say the least. Is there no way to report these ads on sync?

If there is, am I just dumb and blind? Or is it easier than it seems?

It feels like early Reddit all over again to me, hopefully I'm wrong

For context, Android user, been here a few months, and I opt out of everything that's easy/simple/apparent to opt out of

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