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Do you really need to check your phone to notice which tables in the cafeteria are gonna get covered in sun while you’re sitting there?
You can usually notice a bit of a shift while you’re standing in line to get your food. It’s not rocket surgery.
I went to high school in the 90s, and that’s how I figured it out, and I didn’t mean to check any sources. I just looked when I walked in, looked when I got in line, and looked when I got out of line. Three points of reference, I noticed the shift, and I could figure out what table to sit at. Easy.
You're just one of the ones who understands things more, and is confused that other people don't. It's okay though, as we can always invoke another well known XKCD and treat someone who doesn't get it as one of the ten thousand. Don't make fun of them, educate them.
I love that 10,000 comic. It’s one of my favorite.
“Don’t be an arrogant ass. Be an educator!”
if the line at a cafe is long enough that the position of the sun will have noticably changed between the time I enter and the time I sit down, I'm probably just gonna go to a different cafe
During midday, when lunch usually is,… Wait a minute, no that’s wrong. It’s usually during the afternoon when the shifting in the sun is quickest.
Sorry, I came to make a point, but realized I was wrong mid sentence.
I guess I forgot how long I had to stand in line during lunch in highschool.
As an adult, I either sit inside where it’s always shady, or I intentionally sit outside in the sunshine. I haven’t had to think about it in a long time, lol.