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I wonder if that shit is something approximating a fossil, currently.
Presumably the radiation would have killed all the fecal bacteria pretty quickly... hell ... would the plastic bags have degraded as well?
It has been exposed to 336 hours of continuous unfiltered sunlight each lunar day for the past 40+ years. That’s can’t be good for the plastic. The poo is probably dedicated, but I don’t think it’d be fossilized, in the sense of biological material replaced with stone, I don’t think the moon is geologically active enough for that to happen.
Is there... a word... for... 'exposed to the void of space for a prolonged period of time'?
Yeah I know fossilized isn't the right word, as thats generally a process that requires water... but i dont know how to say 'space fossilized'.
Dehydrated and Irradiated ... ?
Cosmopolitan.
I was going to rejoinder this with a quip about 'presumably neither shaken nor stirred', but given that this was clever enough to stunlock me for ~12 hrs, I guess just 'bravo!'