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[–] kender242@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Drinking Fountains

"I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie."

[–] psud@aussie.zone 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] MrLLM@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

100% of the people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] xylol@leminal.space 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Do plants crave kidneys failure

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

That's what makes regenerative farming so good, all that piss and shit make it great for the crops, no need for other fertilizers

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'm just saying you could slip in a bite of beef jerky or raw-dog some Gatorade powder once in a while

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Been to an airport that had that. (Lost the picture though. !remindme Christmas)