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It is what it is (suppo.fi)

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[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Actually only synthetic diamonds depreciate, the real ones stay the same, but that still means they're not an investment

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

From New value? No they instantly depreciate. There's so much more stock than there's market for. This is very well controlled to resist overflooding the market.

But if you walk out of a jeweler and get the same price for a diamond that you paid for it you are a genius.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

she sells sea shells on the sea shore or something

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

TIL synthetic diamonds are distinguishable from natural ones

[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yes they are closer to flawless