The rest were longer and its been a while, but there was one about asking if there were any questions before starting to check the animal, where to put the paperwork, things like that. His wife used to do all that with him at the office, she had a busted ankle or something going on with her leg iirc, and I think she made the first version of the list around then.

That was the only really stand out funny one though, the rest were more or less procedural bits.

We see him at the county fair sometimes, though he's getting a bit up there and slowing down. Doesn't remember me or my wife in the slightest but absolutely recognized our dog every time. She passed this year though so he probably won't know who we are without mentioning her.