Title text:
'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom
Transcript:
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3257/
Would it actually?
I mean.... Yes? https://www.askamathematician.com/2011/06/q-if-you-stood-in-the-beam-of-the-lhc-what-would-happen/
Reads more like a clear no? Even with an actual person who experienced it?