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I mean it's meant to be funny, but in reality ½ a can of white claw and doing shots for 5 minutes are two very different things. Alcohol in volume is not a good anxiety remedy. Get help if you need to get drunk for social settings to be tolerable because becoming an alcoholic will make your life much, much worse.
yeah i mean we've all been there but the op is straight up textbook abuse
Or, and hear me out, OP is over-exaggerating for comedic purposes for content creation.
Or do you believe every story a stand up comedian says?
Do you think movies are real?
Good way to put it. Like I've had benders but I'm not drinking to hide my personality, most times it just makes it harder to communicate. Like right now I'm on a bender. Weed is also great. Most times instead of liquor pick up some flower. I'm on both atm and its great, highly recommend.
Maybe she's counting on the date lasting a while. Or staying over for the night.