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"I love you... But only when you go through extra effort to modify yourself for me."
When did I say that?
I hate pubes because I don't like hair near my mouth in general. I don't ask my girlfriend to shave, she does it because she sees my own reaction when a beard hair gets in my mouth.
Like I said, blanket generalizations are inherently deceitful.
Edit: I used deceitful incorrectly. There is no intent to deceive. It may be deceitful, it may be unintentionally misleading. There is nuance here.
If a beard hair getting in your mouth isn't a strong enough reason for you to shave your beard, then it's not a deal breaker/ you don't hate it.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that your feelings between your own hairs and hers are similar.
Hold on, what?
This is a ridiculous statement. Disliking an aspect of something and putting up with it for other reasons is such a natural thing it makes me wonder if you've ever styled yourself in any other capacity than troglodyte.
For example my girlfriend likes my beard. So I keep it. Because she likes it. You see how that works, cave person?
I see how you can't distinguish between preference and hatred, yes.
Got it, let me know when your head is out of your ass.
Huh, weird.
Imagine thinking this is a gotcha.
'Hehe, this guy admitted he was wrong about something - fucking owned.'
You're a child, go sit in the corner.