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But then you can't shovel handfuls of popcorn in your mouth where a quarter misses your mouth and is found in the couch cushions 2 days later.
Just saving some for later.
Gotta feed the roach homies
Aren't those the people who come over and empty your ashtrays when they're out of weed?