orenj

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] orenj@leminal.space 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] orenj@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

Spiders are cute because they like to play fetch if you throw a bug in their web

[–] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If any bug were cute, its moths. Well, amd butterflies ofncpurse. And bumblebees. Ants are cute conceptually and from a distance. Stickbugs are goofy enough to qualify too.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 4 points 17 hours ago

Rip turts. You were my favorite one

[–] orenj@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago

Yes. Especially at work, especially before taking a piss. See, the break room has free snacks, including hot chips. I've yet to make the mistake of neglecting to double wash my hands but the fear of god and caspaicin is within me.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 14 points 1 day ago (13 children)

i am reminded of a factoid i learned like 20 years ago. there is an amount of blood and pus the FDA says is okay to exist in one of these things and its not zero.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 3 days ago

A man willing to huff freon is a relic of halcyon times, when the world was willing to work together for a common good. Husband him

[–] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

GL i hope you get autism

[–] orenj@leminal.space 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Its a trip. It started off so innocent... taking a cat, rubbing it on a cat, then that cat gets all fat (not too sure whats up with that). And then 40 hours later you're desperately throwing cats at a sumerian demigod on the moon to train up soldiers to fight godzilla that you accidentally awoke while fighting the actual devil in hell

Pretty fun tbh

[–] orenj@leminal.space 11 points 3 days ago

I have seen enough of loverslab to say this is demonstrably false

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