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Anon's lil bro goes through his first break up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The most attention I ever got from a pic on an online dating profile was when my main pic was me on a unicycle.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Activities, yes! Shows you have interests/a personality

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Better get some better lighting in my basement so I can get good pictures of the empty beer cans at my computer desk.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

yeah because it's weird and quirky. i knew a guy who slayed because he had a picture of himself laying in a bathtub of milk. he was also a gym bro who agonized about his deadlift and talked about it almost everytime you spoke to him.

it makes you entertaining and people want to be entertained.

now if you had been wearing a clown outfit on said unicycle... you might have had not so great results. because that would freak people out.