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I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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[–] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.

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[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

[–] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago

Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

OP said worst. That's the best.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Child actors in an elevator.

[–] SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net 9 points 5 months ago

Might be my favorite bottle episode

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[–] ipacialsection@startrek.website 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.

[–] _NetNomad@kbin.run 24 points 5 months ago

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.

That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Data listens to a deck of cards.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Riker and the boys go to Vegas.

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[–] yuri@pawb.social 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

[–] erev@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

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[–] Hackworth@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Picard learns to play the flute.

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[–] octesian@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

He said "an" episode, not every episode

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 points 5 months ago

Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Security chief dies of contract negotiations.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The gang visits Sherwood Forest

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Iowa man hauls grain, becomes involved in a minor diplomatic incident. Meanwhile, someone else on the ship wonders if he's fated to become his own ancestor.

[–] mrbn@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

[–] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.

[–] Kory@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.

A boy wants to be like Data.

Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.

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Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.

[–] garrett@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.

Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 5 months ago

Zombie. Vulcans.

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood

[–] syn@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom

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[–] hendu@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Janeway and Paris get it on.

[–] Stampela@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.

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