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Describe an episode in the worst possible way (startrek.website)

submitted 6 months ago by Stampela@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

A lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Kirk out-bluffs a child.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Y'know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What's the worst episode of Stargate?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Emancipation. Short-haired blonde badass is captured and objectified by a sexist warrior culture, until she kicks someone's ass to get out of it.

[–] optissima@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Westworld prequel

[–] cuchi@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago

A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

The movie Ghost, feat. Beverly

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Prisoner in jail for murder is forced to kill again after rehabilitation succeeds.

[–] metostopholes@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Picard joins the Darmok fandom.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Kirk penetrates an alien organism in order to destroy its reproductive organs.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Angry drunk gifts bartender his wife. Forensic accounting leads to a duel where the prize is divorce.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Iggy Pop steals the scene.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Kirk and the Gorn.

Davidge and Jerry, Enemy Mine.

Predator, ugly son of a bitch.

[–] Pancito@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Riker bangs an alien.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Robot LARPs Mayan pantheon.

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