charonn0

joined 2 years ago
 
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 4 days ago

That's not how you petition the Supreme Court.

Yet another Republican "patriot" who flunked civics 101.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Unrelated anecdote:

Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn't apply to the '9' and '1' keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1...

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 6 days ago

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

They make me laugh even when I'm sad.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 54 points 1 week ago

The hands are too big.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for "safety", then it's too dangerous to be road legal.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 57 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Amazon .com denied a report on Tuesday that it planned to disclose the cost that U.S. tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump were adding to its products, after the White House blasted the initial story.

https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/white-house-amazon-tariff-price-announcement-is-hostile-2025-04-29/

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mike Duncan's The History of Rome and Revolutions podcasts (particularly the French Revolution series).

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Data has always understood humor. He may not experience the emotion of mirth, but you don't need that to understand humor. He is pretending not to understand as a practical joke.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

At least Alexander got to join the House of Martok. All Kurn got was a memory wipe.

 
 
 
 

Odd that they never re-filled the whale tank

 
 

It would have included loops of Star Trek sound effects, but Paramount lawyers said no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Satriani#Musical_themes

Thank you for your attention, Bajoran workers. This mandatory cultural appreciation moment has been noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your food ration.

 
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