charonn0

You have to use your imagination

A&W

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.

"Make out" makes out so many things.

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

Beat me to it. Also, please remove me from this mailing list.

A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It's a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

That's terrible

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

You shouldn't help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g