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[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago

I vote for life in prison

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

why does he look like the body horror renditions of cartoon characters that artists would do sometimes, for comedic effect.

This dude looks like fucking spongebob.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ren and Stimpy closeup looking mfer

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (11 children)

I'd love to leave and not be stuck in a country with assholes like him but I can't afford it. It's like $2,500 just to renounce your citizenship.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately there's these kinds of assholes in every country.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

I'd love to not live in a country with him, but if I leave, I know the country gets a little bit worse for those who can't leave. This is why I advocate for staying in awful states if you can do so safely. If you leave, then the state gets even worse for the people who want to but can't.

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[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

person trying to make a career out of being the living embodiment of the idea of ragebait says something intended to provoke angry reactions from people

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Is there a phrase or term that describes this type of argument?

Where instead of addressing the problem or considering it the answer is "Just leave" or "Just stop using it"...etc

It's a form of dismissiveness, but I'm sure there's a name for it.

[–] modeler@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

stop using it

Are the MAGA crowd actively cancelling products now?

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Didn’t they once throw out all their bud light because it was, checks notes… woke

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

....and Bud Light is back at #1, because the boycott boyz are pussies.....

.....also, the 'woke' NFL is bigger than it's ever been.....

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

Yeah they don’t actually have morals, they just react to current trends and will revert back when it becomes inconvenient.

Me personally haven’t used FaceBook in a decade. Don’t use WhatsApp. Not shipped on Amazon for a couple of years now. Recently boycotted McD, etc.

All of these things inconvenience my life to some extent but that’s the price of having morals. This fuckers are just going with the crowd.

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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 12 points 5 months ago

We all saw your trail of tears on the stand, kyle.

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

He's 21 years old & also he's gotten a lot of fame. We can't expect lots of great wisdom from him.

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[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this the kid that fired into a crowd? Why are we listening to anything he says again?

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Because he's a darling of the right, and really riles up the left whenever he is mentioned. It's rage clicks either way, and people are easily played.

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