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[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They broke the 10th commandment into two commandments. There should have been a semicolon after 10a, not a new line.

(10a) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house.

(10b) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his cattle, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That’s fucking classic

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Thou shalt not math.

PS: this is what happens when the commitee watches Spinal Tap too many times.

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