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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

billionaire selling tickets to the bottom of the ocean in an untested tin can: a-ok

idiot trying to float his way to europe: sir, you are not wealthy enough to have fun

[–] whiskers@lemmings.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To be fair, he did keep the coast guard at bay for 3 days because he said he had a bomb.

[–] whiskers@lemmings.world 14 points 2 years ago

Oh lol, I didn't read that far into the article.

[–] brihuang95@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I don't know that doing bong hits is the best thing to do while trying to cross the ocean in a big hamster wheel, but then anyone who thinks that's a good idea is probably high as fuck, so who knows?

[–] dublet@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm really surprised that the article title didn't start out with Florida Man instead of just Man, considering he's a resident of Florida.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Anyone who stops this guy is my enemy

[–] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 5 points 2 years ago

Just let him do it.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

As an American, I can safely say we don't give a two shilling shit about the intrinsic value of human life, unless it's tethered to yacht loads of capital.

If we aren't willing to save our brothers and sisters dying in tent cities for the sin of being subpar capitalism livestock, why do we go out of our way to save adrenaline junkies with death wishes?

[–] JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You can't let people go out and have fun, that would cause mass chaos.

[–] TheFonz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm really intrigued by his hamster contraption