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So what would you do with a million dollars? (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Ah... Menage a Troi.

Personally, I'll take the Fist Full of Data orgy. He's fully functional, you know.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

And anatomically correct.

[–] theforkofdamocles@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Multiple. Techniques.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This would have been an even better title for the book. Lol

[–] icerunner@beehaw.org 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Data: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you are not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Worf: No. No, man. Sh*t, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Geordi: PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!

[–] delitomatoes@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Picard: I have people skills god dammit!

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

We have holodecks right? Why only two

[–] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

Even without holodecks, should be able to get to four via the Guardian. The present versions of Will and Tom with the past versions of Will and Tom.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd buy twitter

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Might be able to do that pretty soon.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone either!

[–] reverendsteveii@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Rikers dig a ship's counselor with money. At least the kind of Rikers that'd double down on a Lt Commander like me do.