Sir. The signal seems to be coming from... In your area!
Risa
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
Gosh, I miss MugatoBuddy. He was so helpful.
Well, enterprise software is known to be unusable and full of vulnerabilities...
FOSS Enterprise uses Debian XFCE, they're usually out of transmitter range for updates.
I remember one time my dad wanted me to look at his pc because the "browser was getting smaller". Opened IE and he somehow installed the same toolbar three times, they were stacked on top of each other.
I didn't know that was even possible until then.
Oh god I knew a guy who's internet explorer was all toolbars like this. Literally 20% of his screen was usable, tops. I offered to help him with it and he said he had it the way he liked it. This wasn't even the early days of technology or anything, it was 2014 lol
What do the kids do for fancy mouse cursors and crazy toolbar colors nowadays.
Filters.
Pretty sure they just use phones.
I've got some crazy browser extensions going...
Well, more useful than crazy, and honestly most of them are fairly minimalistic in their footprint. 9 tiny buttons next to the url bar, with 9 more hidden extensions.
I do have to uninstall a few of them. I don't go to reddit anymore so can ditch the enhancement suite, and the opera gestures never actually worked...
Fuck the bitches, gimme that free lobster dinner
I have literally seen that computer in real life. Ah memories.
This is a job for Lt Jg Moss. He's sorted out this sort of mess before.
I used to have at least one of those toolbars.
MSN was the best place to meet sexy singles, as long as you didn't care about the "sexy" or "single" part