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[–] NecroParagon@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

My job entails handling certain things for the recently deceased. I processed a Khaleesi yesterday and my dumbass assumed it was a name that meant something for some culture or another, but immediately recognized the name for Daenerys as well.

Having looked, it's totally made up, but it's super badass, if I were to ever have kids, which I won't, cause fuck that, I'd be open to that being my daughter's name. It sounds real cool.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Bad news for anyone named Jessica.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a really stupid person at the passport place that thinks their smart. Pretty typical.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] DynoNoob@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

What a tragedeigh!

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
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