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I wish every dumbass startup a very go to hell

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[–] BioHall@lemmy.pt 8 points 2 years ago

Capital be like: Pay a fair wage to people working these jobs? 👎🫣🙅 Go for the stupidest idea that will never work like this one just cause “innovation”? 🙈🙉💸💸

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought that said Zune at first

[–] azerial@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Stellario@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago
[–] teflocarbon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

We need to have a running tally on the amount of VC money that has been burned on completely idiotic investments like these.

I think you could’ve told this to a six year old and they would’ve told you this is a stupid idea.

[–] Jitterydork@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Despite its overflowing war chest, however, Zume’s business suffered from a critical flaw: it’s apparently quite difficult to cook a pizza while it’s in the back of a moving vehicle

[–] xoggy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

If this was the crux of the issue, I want to know if they tried to employ any kind of stabilizing system to keep the pizza level and shock free.

[–] Stellario@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

Zume went the way of Zune.

[–] poke@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Truly ahead of its time.

[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Wow, this beats Juicero in the “stupid food startup” category.

[–] NotSteve_@beehaw.org 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not exactly the same but my city has "robot pizza machines" that are basically glorified vending machines with pizza that's cooked daily and reheated on demand. It works really well for the company because they specifically put the machines in neighbourhoods where people go to drink.

I think as far as automated pizza goes, that's the best way to do it.

[–] metaltoilet@beehaw.org 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kind of like the Japanese vending machines. I think those kind of thing are awesome (and practical if you need a fast bite) and would love to see them in America more.

[–] pbjamm@beehaw.org 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Vending machines like this are reliant on foot traffic. It would be viable in some American cities, but the majority of the country is car dependent.

[–] metaltoilet@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Of course we would have to fix that major issue with all of America. Car centric cities are simply terrible.