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[โ€“] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

[โ€“] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.

If this comment doesn't get me on some watchlist I don't know what will.

[โ€“] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

[โ€“] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity

[โ€“] tibi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

[โ€“] Sumeron@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

It doesn't mention losing all sense of time and accidentally playing for 16 hours straight though

[โ€“] Srootus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.

[โ€“] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Shooting 12 year olds with homemade ink weapons

[โ€“] alex@jlai.lu 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

[โ€“] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

answerStardew Valley

[โ€“] sparky678348@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

[โ€“] theragu40@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

Supernatural FedEx Man.

[โ€“] BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.

[โ€“] Thavron@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] twotone@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

[โ€“] MarsHardcore@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

It's Skyrim, isn't it?