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[alt text: a screenshot from an app for an airline service, which appears to be showing part of an airliner seating chart. There is a pop-up that says, "Ready to eject Lynda? This action cannot be undone. Flight attendants will eject Lynda from the plane mid-flight. Don't worry, your arrival time will not be impacted." The pop-up has a large blue button that says, "Eject Lynda - $2,703.50". Fine print text below the button says, "Lynda will be able to counter your ejection bid. View Terms"

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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago

"Lynda will be able to counter your ejection bid" well this just got a lot more interesting....

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really well don't mockup. Top satire

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what caused my facial tick to regress,but I'm fairly confident it was either the autocorrect of "done" to "don't" or the lack of a full-stop after using one in the preceding sentence.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

My work here is don't!!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Take that, Lynda with a y.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

I don’t get it