This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
The only solution to get out of this is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.
"This chocolate is so good let's have sex" and "thank you for these extra napkins we should have sex". Say it everywhere. To mailmen. To your boss. To dogs.
Make everything about sex.
If you use language like "beta" unironically, you may already be a beta.
The full Tate Maneuver requires blackmail. Your first mistake was not getting the dirt on her, beta cuck OOP.