And then they assume you have pics of teenage boy cock on your drive.
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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Superimpose the text "somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans" so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail
Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.
Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn't make sense
I don't know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.
Omg how could I have not heard this song before?! And it's 8 years old! What a banger!
Don't even have to watch, I already know what song this is.
Edit: yep. The government knows.
This is awesome
The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone
Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.
"The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden."
Eating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.