Kid's backpack, kid's lunchbox, and a gun.
The back to school in America special.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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Webcam, cactus and KY
You can't buy Kentucky at Walmart.
I hope you are trying to be slick
Not without the Kentucky he isn't.
SPIT ON THAT THANG
Oh, I thought they sold it by the Florida ounce
How to end up on a watchlist:
Pressure cooker, nails, prepaid phone
You're going to hang up balloons and cook a homemade meal for your SO on their birthday, and surprise them with a new phone
I'm going with the classic:
Pringles can
Gloves
Sponge
Going in dry I see
Once you pop, the fun don't stop. Shit's getting chafed up in this bitch
Carrots Vegetable peeler Lube
What's a peeler lube? Or is it carrots vegetable?
I think the comment is missing some commas. This is what I think it's supposed to be:
Carrots, Vegetable peeler, Lube
As a former cashier (grocery store not walmart admittedly, but I doubt things are that different), I dont think weird uses for the items are the way to go, the cashier is barely even going to notice or care what you're buying. what I bring to freak out the cashier, are some item that needs ID to buy, some big heavy item with the barcode removed so that it will take a bunch of lifting and turning in a hopeless effort to find it before someone eventually has to go find another one and bring it over, and a propane refill if walmart does those (at my grocery store the process to go find a full one was a pain, especially in the winter since they were outside). Further, I try to buy these items with the help of a ton of expired and unexpired coupons mixed together, several gift cards, and a stubborn half-deaf old person who wont take no for an answer.
Would it be more or less frustrating if instead of an old person, it's a middle aged person who clearly doesn't understand the language but keeps smiling and nodding as if you're on the same page and any time you try to prompt for information, they encouragingly push their items towards you or try to pay you in a currency you don't recognize?
A bit less, partly because it's easier to be sympathetic to those people, and partly because, in my experience, it can be helped by getting out google translate on one's phone, if one can figure out which language it is
How make a cashier consider on the job suicide
Gatorade
Pregnancy tests
Plan B
Even worse:
Gatorade
Pregnancy test
Wire coat hangers