I'm beginning to think Pizza guys are the heroes we need
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2024
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Pizza guy here, the best way to show gratitude is with a large gratuity.
Gratitude all over me don't worry about my hair
Hiro Protagonist would agree
They give us what we all crave: stuffed crust
More pizza deliveries die on job than blue guys. Where thin bread line
Italian crust, front lines drenched in the marinara of the fallen
Those blue guys don't even make the top 20 deadliest jobs
Got stopped by a rando while trying to build up the courage to jump. Told him that my car was broken down and that's why I was stopped in the middle of the bridge in pouring down rain.
He got out and offered to help me, despite the fact that it was 3AM and the rain was coming down hard.
Awkward.
The car of course started just fine and I thanked him and continued my drive home.
I doubt he had any idea the difference he made.
That evening, someone didn't get the pizza they ordered. They must've been pretty bummed about it. But Anon was certainly happier to eat it than they were upset to not get it, so total happiness increases!
I don't understand the 'an hero' sentence, can someone enlighten me?
An hero means suicide.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
This is a good saying and sometimes true, but mental illness is usually a forever problem. I don't say that to disparage it either; depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, and internalized abuse fucking suck and it takes a while to tear down the self preservation instinct to the point where an ending can seem appealing, even if just for a moment.
was actually going to an hero
This is the most awkward fragment I've ever seen. Was it a typo? Autocorrect? Pasted in the wrong spot? All 3??
I can't seem to fix it. Not what this post is about but it annoyed me, so now you have to be annoyed as well.
EDIT: Got it, it's celebrating suicide. I never got into 4chan or their specific culture, and right now, that's my sole source of comfort.
'an hero' means to suicide
'An hero' is an old 4chanism that means committing suicide
I mean, to be fair he was literally out with a friend. A new friend, yes, but a friend.
That is, indeed, the point of that line.