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Meta Platforms. X Corp. tell me those aren't straight from a strangely prescient cyberpunk classic

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget Truth Social. Straight out of ministry of truth.

[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Especially when their main selling point is that they don't do fact checking.

[–] Sigmatics@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I still think it's hilarious that Facebook renamed to Meta, and anything they did with the "metaverse" was a huge failure. It's like they didn't learn their lesson from Second Life.

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’m just waiting for Omni Consumer Products (OCP) to open in Detroit.

[–] Zoboomafoo@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Normal people reading dystopian fiction: “wow, the author really portrayed well the downfall of humanity if we were to go down the wrong path”

Billionaires reading dystopian fiction: “hey, you know what…”

[–] PopularUsername@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I always thought this for the financial market: Standard & Poor

Moody

The Fed (as in, the past tense of feed)

[–] Gutless2615@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You want a trip down “is this a cyberpunk dystopia company” name, go check out the data brokers on the data broker registries in Vermont and California.

[–] grilled_cheese_eater@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Acxiom, Experian, TransUnion, Oracle Data Cloud, CoreLogic, Axle, Equifax, Foursquare Labs, Inc., OnAudience, Nielsen, ... ... ... ...

[–] Phoonzang@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Theranos sounded like a superhero villain. I guess it kind of was?

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's a company called Hashicorp that's been in the news recently. Literally perfect

[–] Badland9085@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hashicorp’s been around for years; since 2012 actually. Used to be a pretty cool company, looked up by many, like a shining beacon in the darkness. It’s unfortunate where they’ve gone to now.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wondered what Badland was talking about, but I nodded along like I knew. Maybe the next words out of his mouth would be an explanation of what he’s just said. It could happen.

[–] rolaulten@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know what part your unaware of - so let me do the ELI5. They (HashiCorp) created a tool called teraform which is used for defining what servers/other infrastructure you use in places like AWS. Up until recently this was open source under the Mozilla license to something that's not quite open, but not fully closed source (yet).