The little cardboard nuke being tossed over is what kicked me in the happiness.
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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If their nukes are being maintained like their trucks I don't think they have any nukes
And considering the tritium necessary to use the nukes is $30 a gram I'm sure that turned into vodka a while ago.
tritium is probably slightly harder to sell to cousin yuri than motor oil
Actually tritium has LOTS of uses besides thermonuclear weapons and there is good market for "discount" tritium.
Someone could keister a few grams and just walk through an airport, no?
Doing that sounds like asking for ass cancer
i think their nuke was maintained because US controlled them regularly and I think the US experts were able to distinguish between a fake nuke, a dangerously unmaintained nuke and a functioning nuke.
But that only concerns nuclear warheads. Can Putin send those heads? The latest tests of Satan II suggest that no 😏
They don't need to send the warheads. Just the briefcase ones will do.
Fuck off right off with that briefcase shit, the only non-cringe nuke is the Davy Crockett. Russia's got fuck all to say to the atomic recoilless rifle of freedom.