ThePyroPython

joined 2 years ago
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAHHHHH!

(Faints)

Are you alright?

(Laying on the floor) Not really...

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fair enough, we're on the same page then, mea culpa.

My apologies, shit day at work and made two mistakes:

  1. Was doom scrolling on a break.
  2. Commented after skim-reading.

I retract what I said entirely.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (3 children)

But yours is just to whinge about "there's nothing we can do" and yet you tell me to grow up.

Piss off you emotional vampire.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Ok cool, looks like we should all just commit suicide right now then.

Come on then fellow doomers, let's all hold hands and fling ourselves off the nearest cliff.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Lady late at night: Let's go skinny dipping in the sea!

Shark: is it for me? 🥺👉👈

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Hi I'm Derek Bum!

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This old laptop is sluggish, but with three shots from Computer Gun...

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And it boots up like new!

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nope it's Murdock's prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK's working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won't find a copy of it sold in that city.

That's not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you'd be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 190 points 4 days ago (7 children)

"America Party"

Americans really are the ultimate parody of themselves. Have fun with your civil war.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I was a US citizen, fucking gladly!

I'll happily die for being the first one with the FUCKING BOLLOCKS to do something and go down in history. What about you? Do you have the stones or are you happy to wither away under a fascist banner to be forgotten?

Home of the brave? Nah land of the scared cowards, what a failed colony!

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Then grab the guns and see if they fire. If they do, then civil war it is. Let these MAGA fucks fire the first shot and then the last will be fired when they're lined up against the wall.

 

This has been shining in my eyes for the last 10 minutes whilst the bus driver takes a break.

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