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Fair enough, we're on the same page then, mea culpa.
My apologies, shit day at work and made two mistakes:
- Was doom scrolling on a break.
- Commented after skim-reading.
I retract what I said entirely.
But yours is just to whinge about "there's nothing we can do" and yet you tell me to grow up.
Piss off you emotional vampire.
Ok cool, looks like we should all just commit suicide right now then.
Come on then fellow doomers, let's all hold hands and fling ourselves off the nearest cliff.
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Nope it's Murdock's prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK's working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won't find a copy of it sold in that city.
That's not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you'd be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.
Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.
"America Party"
Americans really are the ultimate parody of themselves. Have fun with your civil war.
If I was a US citizen, fucking gladly!
I'll happily die for being the first one with the FUCKING BOLLOCKS to do something and go down in history. What about you? Do you have the stones or are you happy to wither away under a fascist banner to be forgotten?
Home of the brave? Nah land of the scared cowards, what a failed colony!
Then grab the guns and see if they fire. If they do, then civil war it is. Let these MAGA fucks fire the first shot and then the last will be fired when they're lined up against the wall.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAHHHHH!
(Faints)
Are you alright?
(Laying on the floor) Not really...