ThePyroPython

Yeah that's because the engine is idling so it's not pulling in at 100% thrust.

Feel free to watch some of the bird strike testing they do at GE or Rolls-Royce where they drop a chicken (dead already) and it gets sucked into the turbine running at full pelt.

I'm just going to disregard the whole "is it weird" because other commenters have already answered that and say this:

Thank you for being supportive of your son like that, not making them feel ashamed or uncomfortable for asking, and actually showing them since you know how to do it.

My dad wouldn't even show me how to properly shave my face even when I asked, gave me a one sentence explanation, and just went back to whatever he was doing. I had to learn from YouTube and trial+error.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAHHHHH!

(Faints)

Are you alright?

(Laying on the floor) Not really...

Garth Marenghi's Dark Place

Fair enough, we're on the same page then, mea culpa.

My apologies, shit day at work and made two mistakes:

1. Was doom scrolling on a break.
2. Commented after skim-reading.

I retract what I said entirely.

But yours is just to whinge about "there's nothing we can do" and yet you tell me to grow up.

Piss off you emotional vampire.

Ok cool, looks like we should all just commit suicide right now then.

Come on then fellow doomers, let's all hold hands and fling ourselves off the nearest cliff.

Lady late at night: Let's go skinny dipping in the sea!

Shark: is it for me? 🥺👉👈

Hi I'm Derek Bum!

Say goodbye to bloatware and dirty OS-es with new Computer Gun™!

This old laptop is sluggish, but with three shots from Computer Gun...

BANG! BANG! BANG!

And it boots up like new!

Nope it's Murdock's prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK's working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won't find a copy of it sold in that city.

That's not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you'd be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.

Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

"America Party"

Americans really are the ultimate parody of themselves. Have fun with your civil war.