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[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't think of any possible problem with this. It's flawless. Kudos to anon for discovering such a bulletproof plan.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Except if the original idea of the location of hell ( the demons home) applies. In which case OP better get off world quickly or else he's trapped with a demon

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

And the gold market collapsing making the bars worthless. Or if that got figured out, the life cycle of the oceans collapsing killing most life on earth.

But hey, salt rings. So pretty neat

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, do we assume that demons are going off-planet?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

They're on Mars, right?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's plenty of non-ocean salt, it's just sea salt is stupidly easy to get

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

.. ifyou have access to the sea.

Landlocked countries (and some non landlocked) have salt mines.

[–] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Plus, for some time we will be able to drink from the oceans.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude, fish fuck in there. ☞ó ͜つò☞

[–] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

well, rich people already eat fish cum might as well make it affordable

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't demon come from earth core and angel from outerspace? Now angel can't save anon.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Salt doesn't stop angels, according to the lore.