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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon makes a deal with a demon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't think of any possible problem with this. It's flawless. Kudos to anon for discovering such a bulletproof plan.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Except if the original idea of the location of hell ( the demons home) applies. In which case OP better get off world quickly or else he's trapped with a demon

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

And the gold market collapsing making the bars worthless. Or if that got figured out, the life cycle of the oceans collapsing killing most life on earth.

But hey, salt rings. So pretty neat

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's plenty of non-ocean salt, it's just sea salt is stupidly easy to get

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

.. ifyou have access to the sea.

Landlocked countries (and some non landlocked) have salt mines.