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Anon makes a satanic pact (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Titou@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Bro fear God but is a 4chan user

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude did a reverse image search, checked out facebook and insta messaged her "Hey my buddy Anon wont shut the fuck up about how amazing you are but doesnt want to ruin the work relationship by asking you out. So please..."

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a lie

[–] anas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Woah. Who would do that? Post a possibly fake and/or gay story on 4chan?

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

The joke is on Satan. Anon was already a soulless husk.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's no hell and no afterlife. Go fuck her, it's fine.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't fish in the company's pool.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

People have that attitude in Korea, now the average number of children per woman is 0.7

Not per person, per woman

[–] scarilog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime

That's why I fish on company time