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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a collector (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 73 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

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Have some happy!

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

He keeps 'em safe! There's 2 others, but they're hidden in this picture.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rocks rock! I know its a small collection, but i actually have a ton of indiana geodes and michigan beach stones in boxes that I've collected I still need to sort through to see if any are worth displaying

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Love the one on the top left.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

now I have jealousy

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Nice mineral collection, and nice Prusa ;)

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a nice display.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You just have to clean out the gravel and you could display a collection or something

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

i would like to show you my gravel collection

[–] Voltage@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago

Anon works for the DEA

[–] wallmenis@lemmy.one 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeeeeah! Minerals!!

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago

JESUS CHRIST MARIE! THEY'RE MINERALS!

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So anon is Hank Schrader.

[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

10 years ago

Oh no

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Surely you jest.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Oh shit, did anon just prove all those crystal loving hippies were right the whole time?

[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rock and stone, brother!

[–] kawa@reddeet.com 11 points 2 months ago

Anon is Hank

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anon hit rock bottom and thrived.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anon is moss.

Anon is lichen.

Anon is eternal.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

My rock collection:

[–] lowleekun@ani.social 5 points 2 months ago

I don't collect rocks but i feel the same about my little silly collection of figures.

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Used to move a LOT. Had a gallon bucket of various rocks and rock-like oddities I had collected from various places, about 3/4 full. Mom dumped it during one move.

I still miss my old collection.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Usually I gotta put my rocks in a pipe for them to work.