Theres only one option now, Anon. Pick that bar back up.
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2024
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I am so lost.
Anon is telling a satirical story about how primal and intimidating they are now that they lift weights.
It sounds like a scene from Teen Wolf.
Is it...actual satire though? Or does homie actually think that way?
I take it you don’t lift. It can be difficult for the untapped to understand our mindset. Me btw
WTF is "Chinese sauce"?
A sauce of Chinese origin one would assume