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Hackers demand France’s Schneider Electric pay a $125k ransom in baguettes (www.tomshardware.com)
submitted 3 days ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Useful context from @callouscomic:

Misleading headline.

From a different site:

with attackers demanding a $150,000 ransom in “baguettes,” an obtuse reference to the company’s headquarters being located in France. In reality, the attackers are looking for payment in Monero, a privacy-focused cryptocurrency.

https://cyberscoop.com/schneider-electric-energy-ransomware-hellcat/

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“You will deliver ze bread in an unmarked baker’s van.”

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

En iz better be good baguette!

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

That’s a lot of dough

[–] scott@lem.free.as 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

... or do they mean Baguette Tokens?

https://baguette.exchange/

https://coinmooner.com/coin/baguette-bag

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 10 points 3 days ago

Baguette is a new crypto currency now!!!!

Wake up! New crypo Land just dropped!

[–] python@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

That's so stupid, I would demand that ransom in baguettes, ham and butter instead