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[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 23 points 7 hours ago

A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 66 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

consensual

Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 9 hours ago

That's the whole point

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe because the consensual one isn't usually mind-blowing?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Realistically - I would assume - more sex involves Weiner blowing than that of minds.

[–] MurderCapitalism@feddit.org 4 points 7 hours ago

This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 72 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is why I donate blood

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

This is why I donate sperm.

[–] lowleekun@ani.social 31 points 12 hours ago

Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick

[–] Damage@feddit.it 12 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

How does one run low on blood?

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 7 hours ago

Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago
[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such 'luck'.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 hours ago

Eww, why are you inside a baby?