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The guys from Metallica have designed a new Sesame Street character to expose preschool children to religion... (lemmy.world)

submitted 20 hours ago by Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The Pastor of Muppets is coming your way!

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[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 20 hours ago

Pastor, pastor
Pastor of muppets, I'm pulling your strings
Growing your mind and hearing your dreams
Listen to me, I'll teach you some things
Just call my name 'cause I'm on your team
Pastor, pastor
Just call my name 'cause I'm on your team
Pastor, pastor

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Pastor of Muppets

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MfxcUeP7wmk

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

I figured I probably wasn't the first to think of it. Thanks for sharing!

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Beaker!