this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Also they basically never use space suits. They just check to see if it is a class M planet and then are shocked whenever they discover it toxic in some mysterious way.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was recently watching an episode of TOS, and Spock beamed onto an alien space ship. The first thing he said when he appeared was, "It appears to be a breathable atmosphere," or something like that. Like, YOU JUST FOUND THAT OUT?

I bet he was super calm about it too

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, "Oops, should we not have been breathing in these alien plant spores?"

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time they take off their helmet I practically scream for them to leave it on

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't recall ever seeing a helmet to be honest

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

In TAS, they made a big deal about having personal shield that performed a similar function, but they often malfunctioned at a similar rate to the transporters and holodecks.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 1 year ago

The EVA suit helmets

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

There are a few episodes

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

the ones that make you dance around and say "groovy, man", and feel the need to parrot anarchist demagoguery.. and late paying rent..

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

And when they do use space suits they open their helmets the moment they find an even marginally breathable atmosphere

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 1 year ago

People who tell you to touch grass have clearly never seen TNG. Wesley touched grass. It almost killed him!

[–] teft@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The one exception being Risa. Jamaharon for days.

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The artificial weather is making the Federation soft. We have to shut it down.

The one true paradise

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Truly, it was a paradise."

"And all you had to put up with was one really annoying Star Trek fan."

"... let's get the hell out of here."

I know we have a Melllvar around here somewhere...

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

native hula girl waving

Away team commander: “MACOs. WE. ARE. LEAVING.”

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 5 points 1 year ago

Imagine all the actual paradise planets we never got to see because nothing interesting happened.