Joe Biden blasted me with his 5g rays a few minutes earlier than expected
Gotta keep us on our toes, the crafty mfer
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Joe Biden blasted me with his 5g rays a few minutes earlier than expected
Gotta keep us on our toes, the crafty mfer
I heard the alert on my phone and suddenly I was dismantling a fired sniper rifle in a city I've never even been to before.
Caught me by surprise.
It was nice to get an over-the-air update to the microchips they put in my Covid vaccine at least!
I haven’t gotten any alerts yet.
Considering what a failed alert system resulted in here recently, I am a bit concerned.
edit: oh, hey, there it is, 9 hrs later
I got the alert in the middle of a god damn library
I got the alert on my phone and now I'm gay
Tell me about it, ever since I heard it I've APPROACH THE 5G TOWER got this odd tic HAIL JOE BIDEN in my left shoulder. I hope BUY BIRKENSTOCKS it goes away soon.