Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 weeks ago by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The galaxy is on Orion’s Belt

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

On*

[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Flashes the neuralyzer

That’s what I said

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

"I never saw one eating popcorn!"

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, I think it's heavenly!

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It has space for improvement

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The puns are getting Messier.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Reads like a title of NotTheOrion

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Would not recommend Orion's belt, three stars.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Still better than the solar system