this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2024
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 80 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 34 points 7 months ago
[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 72 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 67 points 7 months ago (1 children)

pee is stored in the balls so it fits

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's worse for ball cancer survivors

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 points 7 months ago

Is blood-red text possible on 4chan? Maybe tumour-white?

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

Was always a squidward fan

[–] zout@fedia.io 46 points 7 months ago

And this is the reason I wouldn't think getting 72 virgins after death is a reward.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 84 points 7 months ago

Kissless hugless virgin, also sometimes seen as khhv (kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin)

It’s like an incel status thing they came up with to further differentiate themselves among their peers. Implying that not only are they sexually inexperienced, but have also never been physically intimate with someone in any way

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 13 points 7 months ago

Kharkov, a city in Ukraine.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She actually managed to cast testicular torsion

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

Fake: Girl touches anon's junk

Gay: This is clearly a long con to get other dudes to ask for pics of anon's balls.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

She is the one

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago