this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if there's any laxatives that wouldn't make the water seriously funky

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm sure there are, whether you can buy them OTC is another story.

[–] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

People die of drug interactions and allergies. Sociopath anon doesn't care.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

12 year old anon didn't see their bully for 2 weeks, 12 year anon doesn't care. Not everything is a pearl clutch bud.

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why do you automatically assume that "Chad" means bully?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Because this is a 2018 greentext and 2018 OP is describing their 12 year-old self.

"Context is king", I've heard a wise woman say.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Maybe because it's 4chan?

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 138 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Anon commits a serious crime

[–] akkajdh999@programming.dev 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not a crime if you had fun

Pretty sure bill cosby had, in his mind, "fun" (🤮), still criminal.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon doesn’t give a shit…or maybe he does…

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 31 points 2 days ago

Anon gave Chad a shit

[–] sean_lemmy@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago

We do a little trolling here 😏

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Always has been.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

how is that funny

[–] Irene13@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Anivia@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Anyone who isn't a namefag

[–] MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon(ymous) since most people post anonymously on 4chan

[–] Irene13@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Oh, 😳 ok thanks 👍

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 days ago