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[–] Brashmate@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How can they apologise to you?

Your team CLEARLY doesn’t exist

[–] innit122@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Whats the point for all the blank spaces then?

[–] bslawjen@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure they're talking about the FA Cup in this section and how clubs from all over the UK no matter the league they play in participate.

[–] Err0@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Brighton isnt pushed off the map due to lack of space on the map.... its just purposely missed out

[–] CrossXFir3@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Well fuck them too

[–] HotPotatoWithCheese@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

My favourite thing about this map is that Man United and Chelsea don't even make the cut.

[–] internallylinked@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

London is red

[–] Danzard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Swansea and Cardiff proper West Country clubs

[–] CaptainSmeg@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Newcastle and Preston becoming Yorkshire derbies for us is not what I expected today.

[–] LilGoughy@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

How tf are we more welsh than Wrexham lol

[–] LastBlueHero@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

You all keep saying about Brentford in the north but Rochdale in Wales and Blackburn in the borders is another shocker.

[–] TheKnightsRider@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

United were relegated? Blyth got their place?

[–] nimloman@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

As someone that lives in America now, 99% of people here, seriously don’t know where American Football teams let alone cities are located, Let alone UK.

[–] nimloman@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

As someone that lives in America now, 99% of people here, seriously don’t know where American Football teams let alone cities are located, Let alone UK.

[–] gluxton@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Average level of yank geography.

[–] gluxton@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Average level of yank geography.

[–] Matfen_@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The more you look, the worse it gets.

[–] oussa_@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Blyth Spartans are massive

[–] GazzP@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Blyth has to be massive to contain Big Dan Burn

[–] FaustRPeggi@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They're so massive they've managed to capture Brentford in their orbit and yeet them to Hexham.

[–] tmw88@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I reckon this was made by a Liverpool fan trolling. Everton in Wales and Man Utd wiped off the map.

[–] OneCard6710@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

QPR, the famous Gloucestershire club

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[–] Red_Dog1880@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I like the show but sometimes it's mental how aimed at Americans it is.

[–] chandlerbing_stats@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Chelsea, Tottenham, Fulham, and West Ham all got sent to the shadow realm. But, QPR got a spot on the map 🤔

[–] xScottieHD@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I for one welcome Blyth Spartans claiming their rightful place as the biggest club in the country. Robbie Dale would've made mincemeat of Haaland.

[–] LeagueOfML@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most Americans call all of the UK “England” so yeah

[–] yrugay1@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Tbf most of Americans call any European country "Europe". They will tell you they went on a vacation to Europe, which could range from Darlington to Albania

[–] infestationE15@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i subscribe to this

[–] suunsglasses@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Watch it, it's going to move!

[–] ionised@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you still picking Ls and Ys out of your teeth?

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[–] SoNotTheMilkman@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We’re regrouping in Middlesbrough, then we’ll stomp all 5 you back to the dark side

[–] GuardianGundam@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Grimsby north of the river. Gross

[–] OHLOOK_OREGON@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

COYS we aint even on the map

[–] jdv23@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

London is Red

[–] MyIdoloPenaldo@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes, my favourite northern club, Brentford

[–] moonski@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Up there with the Welsh giants Everton

[–] StupidMastiff@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Fucking hell, the blue shite have built their new stadium a bit out of the way.

[–] yrugay1@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This really represents the American knowledge of geography quite well

[–] Callum0598@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Who knew Brentford was further north than Leeds?

[–] Stop_Gettin_Cunty@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Gotta love that Welsh team Everton

[–] Banksyyy_@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It gets worse the more you look at it

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[–] TechnocraticAlleyCat@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why are some logos new and some logos old. Like look at Birmingham lmao and Arsenal. And then they're using Manchester's new logo.

[–] CheeseAndCrepes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hahahaha, eat shit Spurs!

[–] CaptainSmeg@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Newcastle and Preston becoming Yorkshire derbies for us is not what I expected today.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Newcastle are in the north right? Yeah seems legit, ship it

[–] McCloudUK@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I watched this and it was gone in a few seconds. But even those few seconds I was bemused.

Seems like Grimsby has invaded past the Humber and pushed Hull into Whitby. Newcastle has had a few too many and stumbled into the the wrong side of the country. Brentford have high tailed it as far away from London as they can. Everton have had enough of being the 2nd best team in Liverpool and becoming the best team in the middle of nowhere. Blyth are now the PRIMARY team in England. Incredible

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