this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
5 points (100.0% liked)

Soccer (Closing)

157 readers
1 users here now

This community is being retired in favor of !football@soccer.forum.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] MattGeddon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If we're being very very generous, Everton are well supported in North Wales and Shrewsbury used to play in the Welsh Cup. Fuck knows what Rochdale are doing there though!

[–] momspaghetty@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

and Everton in Wales instead!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] themadhatter85@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelheny said they were gonna make Wrexham the biggest club in wales they just meant they were gonna buy Cardiff and Swansea and move them to England.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] raysofdavies@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Did those two, remembered they have no clue about British geography, guessed, emailed it off and turned the work pc off. You have to respect it.

[–] MARIJUANALOVER44@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

it's not pronounced blith

[–] TremendousCoisty@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That’s such a wee shame haha

[–] Imsosaaad@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What hospital do you work at? Could be good to know

[–] jaime-the-lion@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

lol I’m an electrical engineer and polarity still trips me up sometimes. Also go Loons!

[–] MysteryJack@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rhythm Helps Your Two Hips Move

[–] cool-acronym-bot@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

R.H.Y.T.H.M.

[–] 3V3RT0N@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Liverpool fans like say all our fans come from North Wales so it checks out.

[–] throwntotheeldenring@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

TNS would somehow still win the league.

[–] VPutinsSearchHistory@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I'm a vet and I called a mouse a cat....

[–] hollowcrown51@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He doesn't know what that means

[–] rummyt@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Apparently the encyclopedia of football does not contain any maps

[–] wowohwowza@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] GetYourRockCoat@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I don't know what that is

[–] lunacraz@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

clearest "wot" ive heard in my head in a long, long time

[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He doesn’t know what a face is either, he calls it the looky-smelly-talky-eaty bit on your front-head

[–] CrossXFir3@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That's an awful lot of words for him

[–] Dippypiece@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“Is that England?” …

[–] CrossXFir3@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He couldn't even pick out Birmingham on a map

[–] marko1908@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I guess you're in Luxembourg

[–] MrPooPooFace2@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This is utter disrespect considering they're own fucking team is in Wales 😂

[–] Fuckmods6969@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

St James' has become sentient and is rampaging throughout the north

[–] InPurpleIDescended@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It was a segment on the American prem show on nbc they'll probably upload it soon if they haven't already

[–] dansykerman@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I'm a music student, and consider myself good at spelling, but rhythm still trips me up. Stupid word.

[–] ichabod01@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Once a patient, always a patient…

[–] PeterG92@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Rhythm Has Your Two Hips Moving

[–] krokuts@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Ah anglophones and their curious inability to spell common words.

[–] Upplands-Bro@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

No, Y is not a fucking vowel

See that's the neat part, it is

[–] MattSR30@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Wp the tophus!

[–] Olliejc24@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

You can only call them Cornish pasties if you're buying them in Swansea

[–] MissingLink101@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well they are in the English leagues... It was only a matter of time.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] BruiserBroly@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably shouldn't have asked Jack Grealish to make the map.

[–] jaime-the-lion@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

There’s a video of Saka asking him to spell “rhythm” at the world cup and he’s completely stumped. Man’s got calves that make me swoon, but he’s about as sharp as a tadpole.

[–] THE_DROG@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I'm a plumber and and you're asking me which side is hot and which side is cold? fuggedaboutit!

[–] SassanZZ@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah I always forget the first H tbh

[–] GetYourRockCoat@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I don't know what that is

[–] tokyotochicago@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I would love to see that. Like Neymar placing Ligue 1 clubs on a french map after 6 years at Paris. I wonder how many he'd get right lmao

[–] LaLaLenin@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Humans do have two hip joints they can move.

[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Was your first patient called mr mcgreg

[–] InmateQuarantine2021@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Alright, how's it going, alright?

[–] LeagueOfML@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tbh I wasn’t totally clear where Devon ended and I just figured nobody from either Somerset or Devon had powerful enough internet access to yell at me if I got it wrong

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] RIPGeech@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

In a match already being described as “on this Sunday”!

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›