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[–] MattGeddon@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If we're being very very generous, Everton are well supported in North Wales and Shrewsbury used to play in the Welsh Cup. Fuck knows what Rochdale are doing there though!

[–] momspaghetty@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and Everton in Wales instead!

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[–] themadhatter85@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelheny said they were gonna make Wrexham the biggest club in wales they just meant they were gonna buy Cardiff and Swansea and move them to England.

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[–] raysofdavies@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Did those two, remembered they have no clue about British geography, guessed, emailed it off and turned the work pc off. You have to respect it.

[–] MARIJUANALOVER44@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

it's not pronounced blith

[–] TremendousCoisty@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

That’s such a wee shame haha

[–] Imsosaaad@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

What hospital do you work at? Could be good to know

[–] jaime-the-lion@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

lol I’m an electrical engineer and polarity still trips me up sometimes. Also go Loons!

[–] MysteryJack@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rhythm Helps Your Two Hips Move

[–] cool-acronym-bot@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

R.H.Y.T.H.M.

[–] 3V3RT0N@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Liverpool fans like say all our fans come from North Wales so it checks out.

TNS would somehow still win the league.

I'm a vet and I called a mouse a cat....

[–] hollowcrown51@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He doesn't know what that means

[–] rummyt@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently the encyclopedia of football does not contain any maps

[–] wowohwowza@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GetYourRockCoat@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know what that is

[–] lunacraz@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

clearest "wot" ive heard in my head in a long, long time

[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesn’t know what a face is either, he calls it the looky-smelly-talky-eaty bit on your front-head

[–] CrossXFir3@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

That's an awful lot of words for him

[–] Dippypiece@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

“Is that England?” …

[–] CrossXFir3@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He couldn't even pick out Birmingham on a map

[–] marko1908@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I guess you're in Luxembourg

[–] MrPooPooFace2@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is utter disrespect considering they're own fucking team is in Wales 😂

[–] Fuckmods6969@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

St James' has become sentient and is rampaging throughout the north

[–] InPurpleIDescended@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

It was a segment on the American prem show on nbc they'll probably upload it soon if they haven't already

[–] dansykerman@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I'm a music student, and consider myself good at spelling, but rhythm still trips me up. Stupid word.

[–] ichabod01@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Once a patient, always a patient…

[–] PeterG92@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Rhythm Has Your Two Hips Moving

[–] krokuts@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ah anglophones and their curious inability to spell common words.

[–] Upplands-Bro@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

No, Y is not a fucking vowel

See that's the neat part, it is

[–] MattSR30@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Wp the tophus!

[–] Olliejc24@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

You can only call them Cornish pasties if you're buying them in Swansea

[–] MissingLink101@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well they are in the English leagues... It was only a matter of time.

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[–] BruiserBroly@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably shouldn't have asked Jack Grealish to make the map.

[–] jaime-the-lion@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

There’s a video of Saka asking him to spell “rhythm” at the world cup and he’s completely stumped. Man’s got calves that make me swoon, but he’s about as sharp as a tadpole.

[–] THE_DROG@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I'm a plumber and and you're asking me which side is hot and which side is cold? fuggedaboutit!

[–] SassanZZ@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I always forget the first H tbh

[–] GetYourRockCoat@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know what that is

[–] tokyotochicago@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I would love to see that. Like Neymar placing Ligue 1 clubs on a french map after 6 years at Paris. I wonder how many he'd get right lmao

[–] LaLaLenin@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Humans do have two hip joints they can move.

[–] smithdanvers@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Was your first patient called mr mcgreg

Alright, how's it going, alright?

[–] LeagueOfML@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tbh I wasn’t totally clear where Devon ended and I just figured nobody from either Somerset or Devon had powerful enough internet access to yell at me if I got it wrong

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[–] RIPGeech@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

In a match already being described as “on this Sunday”!

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