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Cyprus 0 - [2] Norway - Erling Haaland 65‎'‎ great goal (dubz.cc)
submitted 2 years ago by MarcoRuss@alien.top to c/main@soccer.forum
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[–] DesignerExitSign@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Actual answer.

[–] dudeWheres_mycar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Good goal. Shit clip. Make a rule to include replays please. Get rid of these clip bots

[–] Microsoft_B@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The goal was insane, but the result was something I would have guessed.

[–] You_Will_Die@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Actually crazy doing that for Norway.

[–] DroopyPenguin95@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We just have to outscore the opponents 😎

[–] eggs_and_bacon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Aguero’s finishing with the frame of a terminator

[–] shaq2wade@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They told me he was done

[–] Daniiiiii@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What's stopping them from make in -30 and +30 seconds.

I know the answer is the race to be first.

[–] football-cfc@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He is definitely winning the Ballon d’or

[–] prince_pisspants@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

A-fucking-men. Been saying this for years.

[–] kmacbtv@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Nusa - 2 assists for Erling in 2 games!

[–] RedTuesdayMusic@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Also need to be pretty tall to trivialize shitting over the bar

[–] RedTuesdayMusic@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Nah. They'll try to put too much muscle on him and ruin his agility

[–] saooth7@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

stronk

[–] _LingerieSlayer@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

jesus lol i’d genuinely cry if i was in goal against haaland

[–] Renewed_RS@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Genuinely one of my favourite goals that I've ever seen.. already.

[–] insane__knight@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

How the fuck?

[–] TheDepartment115@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

HOW

[–] iGeography@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What a finish lol

[–] CeltHD@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That's what you call a thundercunt of a goal.

[–] top1MIBRfan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i havent watched it yet but that is the greatest goal i have ever seen in my life

[–] onheartattackandvine@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Absurd how he seemed to stumble into balance.

[–] HelpMeSum1Help@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Post McTominay

[–] ghostrider467@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What a hit

[–] Taint_Hunter@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Lol what the fuck

[–] Amopax@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Jeeze Louise. Haaland, my guy…

Heia Norge!

[–] Nervous-Resolution-8@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

HAALAND HAALAND

[–] AncientCauliflower47@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He angry

[–] easyasthis@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“Don’t need to mark that tall blond robot over there. Let him be”

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Dude's on crack

[–] MrOneTwo11@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He kicked the shit out of the ball

[–] NoFrillsCrisps@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

How the hell do you score with that much power from that body position??

[–] AvikHyp3@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Guys clearly a national team merchant

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] Good_Kev_M-A-N_City@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Finally remembered how to shoot again

[–] cheersdom@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

so multiple replays leading up to the corner, but then NO replays for the cracker of a goal? cmon man

[–] FurrySire@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Another tap in. What a boring footballer. \s

[–] CK-Prime@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Have it!

[–] Bergsprekken@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Blast in merchant smh

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We’re going to be so fucking deadly in the coming years. Nusa-Haaland-Bobb with Ødegaard behind them! Edit: spelling

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] Kanataku@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We have no attack tonight... But at least I'll get to say that Haaland scored a banged against my country

[–] synkiu@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

he's different from city haaland

[–] egenorske@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Thundercunt

[–] TheVeikko@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bit rude, could have just tapped it in.

[–] Pludiam1994@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Haaland good goal. Norway win.

[–] LeDamascener@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

City rival fans trashing Haaland in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Haaland. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

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