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[–] DesignerExitSign@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Actual answer.

[–] dudeWheres_mycar@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Good goal. Shit clip. Make a rule to include replays please. Get rid of these clip bots

[–] Microsoft_B@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The goal was insane, but the result was something I would have guessed.

[–] You_Will_Die@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Actually crazy doing that for Norway.

[–] DroopyPenguin95@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

We just have to outscore the opponents 😎

[–] eggs_and_bacon@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Aguero’s finishing with the frame of a terminator

[–] shaq2wade@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

They told me he was done

[–] Daniiiiii@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

What's stopping them from make in -30 and +30 seconds.

I know the answer is the race to be first.

[–] football-cfc@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He is definitely winning the Ballon d’or

[–] prince_pisspants@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

A-fucking-men. Been saying this for years.

[–] kmacbtv@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Nusa - 2 assists for Erling in 2 games!

[–] RedTuesdayMusic@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Also need to be pretty tall to trivialize shitting over the bar

[–] RedTuesdayMusic@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Nah. They'll try to put too much muscle on him and ruin his agility

[–] saooth7@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] _LingerieSlayer@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

jesus lol i’d genuinely cry if i was in goal against haaland

[–] Renewed_RS@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Genuinely one of my favourite goals that I've ever seen.. already.

[–] insane__knight@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

How the fuck?

[–] TheDepartment115@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] iGeography@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

What a finish lol

[–] CeltHD@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

That's what you call a thundercunt of a goal.

[–] top1MIBRfan@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

i havent watched it yet but that is the greatest goal i have ever seen in my life

[–] onheartattackandvine@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Absurd how he seemed to stumble into balance.

[–] HelpMeSum1Help@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Post McTominay

[–] ghostrider467@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Taint_Hunter@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Lol what the fuck

[–] Amopax@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Jeeze Louise. Haaland, my guy…

Heia Norge!

[–] Nervous-Resolution-8@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

HAALAND HAALAND

[–] AncientCauliflower47@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] easyasthis@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

“Don’t need to mark that tall blond robot over there. Let him be”

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Dude's on crack

[–] MrOneTwo11@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He kicked the shit out of the ball

[–] NoFrillsCrisps@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

How the hell do you score with that much power from that body position??

[–] AvikHyp3@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Guys clearly a national team merchant

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] Good_Kev_M-A-N_City@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Finally remembered how to shoot again

[–] cheersdom@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

so multiple replays leading up to the corner, but then NO replays for the cracker of a goal? cmon man

[–] FurrySire@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Another tap in. What a boring footballer. \s

[–] CK-Prime@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Bergsprekken@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Blast in merchant smh

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We’re going to be so fucking deadly in the coming years. Nusa-Haaland-Bobb with Ødegaard behind them! Edit: spelling

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] Kanataku@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

We have no attack tonight... But at least I'll get to say that Haaland scored a banged against my country

[–] synkiu@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

he's different from city haaland

[–] egenorske@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Thundercunt

[–] TheVeikko@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Bit rude, could have just tapped it in.

[–] Pludiam1994@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Haaland good goal. Norway win.

[–] LeDamascener@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

City rival fans trashing Haaland in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Haaland. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

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