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B.C. Canada driver who tried to apprehend suspected impaired driver was impaired: RCMP (bc.ctvnews.ca)

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The only way to stop a Drunk is a good Drunk with a Drunk....

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah the headline really leaves you with a nice surprise when you read the article.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

A father walks in on his son masturbating and says "if you keep that up, you're going to go blind." The son responds "I'm over here, Dad."

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

The first two paragraphs 👌

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The second driver